Rocktober Weekend

1) What did the lady who's sure all that glitters is gold do?

Bought a hat like Princess Marina Bought a stairway to heaven Bought a Stannah Stairlift

2) What did the joker say to the thief?

There must be some kind of way outta here Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side Oi! Gimme back my rubber chicken, plastic dog poo and stink bombs!

3) Woah we're half way where?

There Thereabouts There, honestly, we'll be another 30 mins probably, stuck at the lights on the Botley Interchange, yeah, see you soon, thanks, bye

4) Hey, teachers...

Let me be alone Leave them kids alone Kudos for putting up with our kids all day every day because we are SICK of homeschooling

5) There are no stop signs, no speed limit, and there ain't nobody slowing me down

Ah, you must be on the Highway to Hell Ah, you must be on the country road to West Virginia Ah, M40 southbound, is it? There's probably a sleeping policeman on the bridge at J8

6) Her hair reminds me of...

...a space in time ...a warm safe space ...spaghetti

7) Saturday night's alright for...

fighting lightning scrolling through Facebook because there's nothing on the TV

8) And if you don't love me now...

...I've got to break free ...you'll never love me again ...then it probably IS you, and NOT me

9) What are 100% of people born in a cross-fire hurricane likely to do?

Be taken down to Paradise City Howl at the morning driving rain Spend the rest of their life with vertigo

10) If you love rock n roll, what should you do?

Put another dime in the jukebox, baby Stick a quid in the music box, mate Listen to ROCKtober on JACKfm all weekend (this is the correct answer)

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