Slob of the Year

This award celebrates the tireless and noble efforts of the slobbiest, laziest and most inactive employee in a small or large business, who somehow manages to get their work done without ever appearing to do anything.

Judges will be looking for evidence of:

•    Outstanding dedication to getting-round-to-it eventually
•    Clear achievement of the task at hand - eventually
•    The ability to complete tasks without appearing to do any work
•    A clear understanding that work doesn’t have to be tricky